sorry mom LOLoL

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Maybe I should just say, “Get the government outta my fucking snatch.”

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Lester: Aw, man. You made friends with them. See, friendship is the booze they feed you. They want you to get drunk on feeling like you belong.
William: Well, it was fun.
Lester: They make you feel cool. And hey. I met you. You are not cool.
William: I know. Even when I thought I was, I knew I wasn’t.
Lester: That’s because we’re uncool. And while women will always be a problem for us, most of the great art in the world is about that very same problem. Good-looking people don’t have any spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we’re smarter.
William: I can really see that now.
Lester: Yeah, great art is about conflict and pain and guilt and longing and love disguised as sex, and sex disguised as love… and let’s face it, you got a big head start.
William: I’m glad you were home.
Lester: I’m always home. I’m uncool.
William: Me too!
Lester: The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what we share with someone else when we’re uncool.

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wow this is fucking historic as fuck i can’t believe im seeing this

fucking love

"Okay, we’ve been serious for 10 seconds guys"

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this was the best intro to an office episode in the history of the office

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